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i don’t know how to make napalm

Chuck Palahniuk’s novel, Fight Club, has several different explanations of how to make napalm at home.

Today, a Muslim British teenager was sentenced for two years for downloading and possessing information of a similar kind two or three years ago.  I bought Fight Club from Waterstone’s a year or so ago, completely openly.  I’ve not heard of any mass book burnings to take my copy down to recently.  What’s going on?  I just don’t understand.

It’s no wonder that British Muslims feel victimised.  According to the rationale supporting this conviction, surely everyone who owns a copy of Palahniuk’s novel – or even perhaps a copy of the popular Brad Pitt and Ed Norton movie – should be locked up for the safety of the public.

Am I missing something here?

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Police harass kids, as per usual.

[The title of this is one of them six word stories.  I was reading about them today innit]

This is a funny one.  Well, kinda frightening funny.  The Daily Mail reports today that police hope to catch graff artists by snooping on kids’ schoolbooks to try to match their doodles up with pieces up around town.  ‘Doodle Squad’, the Mail dubs it.

probably not by a school kid

probably not by a school kid

Apparently they’ve already had some success with the strategy, a police press officer reporting a ’series of positive arrests’. Because like, arresting kids is really positive.

I am incredibly sympathetic towards children, they take a lot of shit from older generations.  Now they’ve got the pigs inspecting their school books just in case any display any artistic promise, which can then be summarily quashed with a community service order.  Graffiti is no bad thing, graffiti artists like Banksy and their work have become socially accepted, even celebrated in the last few years.  We should be encouraging kids to be artistic, and teaching them that expressing themselves is a good thing.

Most kids scrawl all kinds of shit on their school books – I remember getting bollocked for it at school all the time.  Kids are naturally creative, at least until the weight of conventional education and cultural indoctrination kills their imagination once and for all.  But they’re not stupid; as soon as they work out that the police are going to be inspecting their exercise books then they’re just gonna stop drawing on them, and probably accelerate the deaths of their own creative sides in the process.

Contrary to popular belief, most graffers are a little too old to be sketching on school exercise books anyway.  While graffiti is popular amongst a lot of youngsters, their interest rarely extends beyond sketching a load of outlines and maybe doing a couple of dubs in out of the way places.  It’s the older guys who are really prolific. Maybe the police should try targeting them, or is that too hard?

In any case, I’d rather see the city covered in graffiti than all the crass advertising currently emblazoned across available flat space.  People complain about graffiti, but it isn’t as offensive as the advertising shoved down our necks practically everywhere we look.

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cops and, er, journalists

I have finally woken from my blogging slumbers. Oddly enough, it’s always when I seem to have other writing to do that I am drawn back to wordpress. Well, that and actually having access to a computer that can display the bloody site properly…

But this is really something worth spreading – tell your mum. The NUJ have published a video about how police have become increasingly obstructive to press photographers covering demonstrations and public protests. The findings of this well produced short documentary will ring true for anyone who has been on a protest in the UK in the past few years, whether in a press capacity or as a genuine malcontent. It shows the pigs generally bossing people about, pushing and shoving as if they actually owned the fucking country, and tellingly shows that they are not afraid to try to quote dubious sounding pseudo-legislation to justify it.

Unfortunately WordPress won’t let me embed it, but you can link to the film here to watch it. In fact I recommend that you do watch it.

The conclusion to the film, with which I am broadly in agreement, says that the behaviour of the police is indicative of the general erosion of civil liberties that began with Thatcher and has continued through successive neo-liberal governments. Deny dissent the ‘oxygen of publicity’ and it can’t catch the public imagination. Instead we get people showing their dissatisfaction through simply refusing to get involved in politics or political life at all – leading to the common attitude that ‘it’s all shit, but there’s nothing I can do about it so I’m going down Wetherspoons to get mindless on WKD’.

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reclassification, criminalisation and discrimination

My mum gave me a good laugh yesterday afternoon. She rose from her slumbers just after midday, as is her habit, and was just in time to catch Home Secretary Jacqui Smith in parliament announcing the Gordon Brown’s latest plan to make the country a Better Place: the reclassification of cannabis to class B.

“Fucking fat cow,” she exclaimed. “Fucking fat, fat fucking cow,” she continued. “I’m tired of being ruled by fat people. Look at them, all fat and comfortable. What’s their problem? Fucking fat cow.”

This kind of language is unusual for my mother, who is usually among the best and most properly spoken people I know. On this occasion however, notwithstanding her morning grumpiness, her violent hyperbole seemed entirely justified.

Not only are the government clearly over-nourished, but by their reclassification of cannabis they have clearly signalled that they intend to use the full discretionary powers of parliamentary mandate to make sure that no one in the country has any fun whatsoever. No wonder they are polling the worst electoral results in 50 odd years.

This is just the latest move in a trend which I indentified in an earlier blog post: the move towards puritan politics. First they banned smoking indoors, next they blocked supercasinos, now they are increasing penalties for weed smokers. What next? A ban on kissing on the grounds that it leads to unnecesary and risky exchange of saliva?

What’s worse is that the government ignored their own advisors on this move, for the first time in parliamentary history. Even the Home Office’s Advisory Council on the Misuse of Drugs recommended that reclassification would make no difference to the level of cannabis use in the UK, and that there is no scientific evidence to support a tightening of legislation. Indeed, the advisory council’s top scientist, Prof David Nutt, dismissed the move as “naive”. In the end they voted twenty to three against reclassification, which seems pretty definitive

This recommendation came in the face of recent media hysteria over links between cannabis, especially the supposedly super-strong ’skunk’ variety, and psychosis in young people. The right wing press, for reasons best known to themselves, have championed this campaign, with lurid tales of teenagers brutally murdering their own families while under the influence of the ‘evil weed’. Commentators have sought to imply links between the emergence of stronger varieties of dope with the spate of teenage violence affecting our urban communities. Overall, they have used the kind of hyperbole more appropriate for crack cocaine to vilify cannabis and cannabis users.

In fact, as most news reports have been eager to point out, cannabis use among young people has actually decreased since it was made a class C drug. And the evidence for a link to psychosis is, as the ACMD’s decision shows, sparse. Which makes one wonder what the government’s real reason is for reclassification. My mum reckons it’s because they actually want more people smoking weed, ostensibly to stop them rising up in some kind of spontaneous revolutionary movement. Perhaps, she argued, increasing the legal penalties will make it seem more illegal, and so more appealing to rebellious young people. I have a different theory.

There is a very convincing school of thought that argues that the original reason for drugs prohibition in the USA was more to do with the control of certain groups of people, rather than public health. At the beginning of the 20th century the USA was experiencing a massive wave of immigration. Economic migrants from all over the world began pouring in to the sea ports of the US looking for the American Dream. This made the White Anglo Saxon Protestant (WASP) majority nervous: they envisaged their country being stolen away from them, as they had in turn stolen it from the native american peoples. In response they passed laws which allowed them to use the legal and penal machinery of the state to target these new immigrant groups. Opium was made illegal to criminalise Chinese immigrants who came to build the railroads. Alcohol was prohibited to criminalise Catholic Italians and Irish immigrants. Cannabis was made illegal to target Mexican farm labourers.

So who are the goverment trying to criminalise this time? Well, the foremost answer is young people. This government is afraid of youth, they don’t understand it, they didn’t inhale and if they did they probably got scared and didn’t like it. But more than that, they are also criminalising whole sections of the Afro-Caribbean community who have strong cultural connections to cannabis use – sections of the community whose culture incidentally lends rather a lot to English popular youth culture.

A recent announcement by the Police backs up this theory. As reported in the Guardian recently, police chiefs claim that, even with the reclassification of cannabis, they do not intend to depart from their current strategy of confiscation and warnings for possession of small quantities, except where they see fit to impose harsher penalties. This hands the power to criminalise over to the police. Always a bad idea.

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police cadets?

Yesterday Mayor Ken published his manifesto for re-election. As the Evening Standard spun it, his policies were unmistakeably focused on young people. As a fairly young person myself I don’t entirely disapprove. However, whilst some of his ideas were reasonable, like giving students reduced rates on public transport, his policy of rolling out a scheme for metropolitan police cadets in high schools across the capital is just crazy.

Just picture it. Schoolchildren across the capital donning police uniforms, eschewing the traditional after school splif to take part in law enforcement related after school activities and learning all about the traditions of our fine constabulary. Surely not.

Embarassingly, I was once involved in a similar scheme. In my early teens I had a scholarship to a rather posh London public school. There they operated a detachment of what was called The Combined Cadet Force, an afterschool club where little toffs could play at being a member of the armed forces. I was, to my shame, an army cadet. I still have the jacket.

We used to shoot guns, run around in forests at night, get shouted at by sixth-form “officers”, eat army rations that made you constipated, all kinds of fun shit. Eventually though the shame of having to go school on the bus in army fatigues every thursday got too much and I had to quit. In any case, I realised I would much rather be stopping off for a spliff in Brockwell park after school than standing in the quad, in the cold, getting barked at.

Nowadays I tend to dismiss my involvement as a result of a puerile gung-ho attitude fed by the media. But the army is arguably far more fun than the police (soldiers aren’t likely to arrest you or anyone you know in the UK) and it is difficult to see how Ken’s scheme could have much appeal amongst the yoot of today, or indeed of any day.

But there is something even more sinister about this proposal too. Of all the arms of the state to get involved with children the police seem the most inappropriate. The police are, after all, the coercive arm of the state, the government’s tool for maintaining order and rooting out subversion in society. Young people should no more be involved in this than they are in the armed forces, i.e not at all.

hitler youth

Such youth programmes are am echo of the great fascist youth programmes of the early to mid twentieth century, programmes that still exist in parts of the world. Recruiting our children in to the police is a disturbing neo-fascist idea with disturbing implications. Imagine little johnny coming denouncing his parents at school for smoking a spliff, or little Ahmed accusing his dad of saying someone should blow up the queen. The metropolitan police have a deeply damaged image through frequent victimisation of minority groups and young people in particular. They should be kept as far away from our children as possible!

Dx

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