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i don’t know how to make napalm

Chuck Palahniuk’s novel, Fight Club, has several different explanations of how to make napalm at home.

Today, a Muslim British teenager was sentenced for two years for downloading and possessing information of a similar kind two or three years ago.  I bought Fight Club from Waterstone’s a year or so ago, completely openly.  I’ve not heard of any mass book burnings to take my copy down to recently.  What’s going on?  I just don’t understand.

It’s no wonder that British Muslims feel victimised.  According to the rationale supporting this conviction, surely everyone who owns a copy of Palahniuk’s novel – or even perhaps a copy of the popular Brad Pitt and Ed Norton movie – should be locked up for the safety of the public.

Am I missing something here?

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it’s superbank!

3000 branches and some 40million customers.  That’s how fucking big a combined HBOS and Lloyds TSB would be.

Blimmin ‘eck.

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financial system takes it in the arse

Sometimes it’s great being poor.  I’ve been watching the latest round of the gradual disintegration of the financial system with some glee.

Wall Street takes it up the arse

Wall Street takes it up the arse

AIG, the grandly named American International Group, is the latest Wall Street financial giant to be taken into public ownership.  In return for an $85bn loan, the Federal government has taken a 79.9% share in the insurer.  How deliciously ironic: the US government taking companies into public ownership.  An admission of defeat?  Of course, there has always been a much stronger element of planning to the American economy than its leaders like to admit.

It’s funny, in my limited research -  I remembered that I had a subscription to the Financial Times website – I haven’t come across any commentator who even mentions this little irony.  I first picked up on it in a book called Supercapitalism, which talks about the role the US government played in regulating major industries during the Cold War.

Of course, this isn’t the first time in the past couple of weeks that the US government has taken a giant financial institution public.  The two federal backed mortgage providers, Fanny Mae and Freddy Mac, were taken into public ownership last week. That was kind of different, I thought, because they were started as Federal Government schemes and were highly regulated – although they did have public shareholders.  In any case I was too busy to care last week.

As befits the arcane workings of the financial system, AIG is a supremely complex institution (check out this .pdf).  It has some four divisions offering various types of insurance and financial services, all of which are reporting an operation loss.  So they’re perfectly positioned to feel the effects of both global warming and credit crunch.  But the US government has decided that AIG is to important to go down.  It’s tendrils snake their way in to pretty much every aspect of financial life in the US, it’s collapse could lead to an almighty systemic shock.  But are they just postponing the inevitable?

Taking companies into public ownership gives no guarantee that they won’t fail.  And lots of financial institutions are failing – just look at the fiasco at Bear Stearns or Lehman Bros.  With the world’s biggest mortgage book on their hands already looking like a risky investment, can the US government bear the brunt of the cost of climate change through the world’s biggest insurance book?  Remember Lloyds?  (Actually I don’t, I was too young.  But people have told me about it).

The other Lloyds, Lloyds TSB, today announces that it is in final stage of merger talks with HBOS.  In fact, actually Lloyds TSB is buying HBOS.  HBOS of course lost a spectacular 77% of its share price over the last.  I’ve been too broke to buy newspapers, so I haven’t brushed up on the facts; but I must admit that I was secretly quite pleased because my overdraft with them is maxed out.  It made me think of a Fight Club-esque scenario where we were taken back to economic year zero, but without the conflicted machismo.

not sure whats going on here, this is the geezer from the halifax ad

not sure what's going on here, this is the geezer from the halifax ad

HBOS has the UK’s biggest mortgage book, by far.  It’s collapse would be like Northern Rock times a million.  But just like Northern Rock, HBOS relied on wholesale money markets for much of its funding. Their mortgage book doesn’t look to be in particularly good shape either: about a third of their mortgage customers own less than 20% of the equity in their homes – leaving them in all kinds of shit if house prices tumble (as seems inevitable).  The numbers are vast, and rather difficult to understand.  Read for yourself.

Apparently, because they’ve been comparatively sensible and didn’t join in the with the credit gold rush, Lloyds TSB would be able to absord HBOS’s vast liabilities.  But their merger would create such a massive financial institution that it would constitute a threat to efficient markets – one BBC reporter terms it a ‘Banking Collossus’.  The government has said it will legislate to make sure the deal avoids the attention of the Competition Commission, but what about the EU?

And is it really a good idea to make institutions larger?  Whatever about efficient markets, a combined HBOS and Lloyds TSB would have a massive structural role in British financial life.  Is it wise to have profit motivated organisations playing such a major role in society?  Perhaps they are trying to maneuver themselves in to a position that they are too big to fail.  But the larger they come, the harder they fall – see above.

Oooh.  The boards of the banks are apparently meeting now…  Watch this space

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Police harass kids, as per usual.

[The title of this is one of them six word stories.  I was reading about them today innit]

This is a funny one.  Well, kinda frightening funny.  The Daily Mail reports today that police hope to catch graff artists by snooping on kids’ schoolbooks to try to match their doodles up with pieces up around town.  ‘Doodle Squad’, the Mail dubs it.

probably not by a school kid

probably not by a school kid

Apparently they’ve already had some success with the strategy, a police press officer reporting a ’series of positive arrests’. Because like, arresting kids is really positive.

I am incredibly sympathetic towards children, they take a lot of shit from older generations.  Now they’ve got the pigs inspecting their school books just in case any display any artistic promise, which can then be summarily quashed with a community service order.  Graffiti is no bad thing, graffiti artists like Banksy and their work have become socially accepted, even celebrated in the last few years.  We should be encouraging kids to be artistic, and teaching them that expressing themselves is a good thing.

Most kids scrawl all kinds of shit on their school books – I remember getting bollocked for it at school all the time.  Kids are naturally creative, at least until the weight of conventional education and cultural indoctrination kills their imagination once and for all.  But they’re not stupid; as soon as they work out that the police are going to be inspecting their exercise books then they’re just gonna stop drawing on them, and probably accelerate the deaths of their own creative sides in the process.

Contrary to popular belief, most graffers are a little too old to be sketching on school exercise books anyway.  While graffiti is popular amongst a lot of youngsters, their interest rarely extends beyond sketching a load of outlines and maybe doing a couple of dubs in out of the way places.  It’s the older guys who are really prolific. Maybe the police should try targeting them, or is that too hard?

In any case, I’d rather see the city covered in graffiti than all the crass advertising currently emblazoned across available flat space.  People complain about graffiti, but it isn’t as offensive as the advertising shoved down our necks practically everywhere we look.

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Fuck Obama – Immortal Technique for President

In case journalism doesn’t work out, I’ve decided to add a second string to my bow by becoming a rapper. I thought it would be a good opportunity to tie together my intimate knowledge of life in the ghetto with my burning passion to string words together in a vaguely entertaining way. What’s brought on this sudden ambition? Well, a few months ago my (now sadly ex-)girlfriend took me to see rapper Immortal Technique. I’ve spent the whole time since absorbing the lyrics of his various songs and thinking ‘I wanna do that’…

Immortal Technique is a Peruvian-American rapper born in Latin America but raised in New York. I’ve no idea how long he’s been around for, but his take on hip hop music is so individual, so novel and so exciting that I’ve pretty much eschewed all my other favourite artists and now listen to his shit pretty much exclusively. Now this is completely different from all the chart hip hop that we’ve got used to hearing in the charts in the past decade. There’s none of that boasting about how many gold chains or diamonds the singer and his crew are brandishing, nor about how expensive a bottle of brandy they can afford (much of which is product placement anyway – see here). Immortal Technique’s flows are revolutionary in every sense of the word. It’s difficult to explain – you’ve just go to listen.

Here’s a good place to start, it’s the number one Immortal Technique video on youtube – today’s date makes this one particularly poignant:

Now check this one out:

AAAAAGH! Fuck Fiddy man! This is the real shit!

The best thing was standing in the Coronet Theatre, South London, surrounded by the kind of kids that radical political heads are always bemoaning being unable to reach, watching everyone chanting for revolution – not Obama style ‘change’, but real, fuck-the-rich, let’s-take-charge-of-our-own-shit revolution.

Keep searching youtube and you’ll find that Immortal Technique not only does conventional rap tunes, but he also records politically fired up spoken word stuff over the beat and does a good line in public speaking too. The guy is a bona-fide legend in his own lifetime.

In the meantime, I’m gonna keep writing my rhymes; but with role-models like this i’ve set myself a tough standard to reach.

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